this is so funny.
savrina's blog entry for ME(:
and be warned.
its SUPER LONG.
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The Chilli Padi

hahahahahahaha..my darling bestest best friend would like a birthday post..and so..firstly, i wud like to apologize to her for not putting one up in the first place..HOW COULD I NOT?!! right?..lol..but i did wish her..

so yesterday i blogged after a long long time..and it was the 29th of september over here in the united states.

n yes...Once upon a time, on the sunny island of Singapore, the Beautiful Queen was cooking her favorite dish...and realized she had run out of chilli padi..which was a very important ingredient in the dish! she ran around looking high and low..and ordered her servants to go look..but there were none to be found. That night the Queen looked up the the sky, and made a wish that some day, once again, there would be chilli padis in the world.

On the 29th of September 1989, about 9 mths later, the queen discovered she was about to give birth. Out popped Princess Zawani, the hottest chilli padi in the universe!! the Queen was surprised, she was hoping for chilli padis, not a baby with a hot temper!! but well, wat can u do.....BUT..on that joyous day, later on in the evening....it actually RAINED chilli padis....and the queen was happier than ever.

so...This little chilli padi became a huge drama queen, and began to get hungrier as she grew. she would walk by a macdonald's, and the little chilli padi would squirm and whine, "oh!!..my tummy so pain!!!...im so hungry!!". so the queen would feed her and feed her and it was then that she realized that this was some kind of magical chilli padi, cuz she never seemed to gain any weight.....

Princess Zawani grew into an adorable, but very very naughty little girl. She loved to make alot of friends, but somehow never lost them, even when she would play her favorite game of STABBING PENCILS INTO THIER ARMS...for fun!

but yes...one day, she was roaming around the the mystical amber, brown, and white forest, called Haig Forest, when she spotted a little girl, sitting behind a saga tree, crying. Atfirst, Princess Zawani became quite annoyed, wondering why the stpid little girl was crying in such a beautiful island. She later found out that this little girl had just moved from a far away land, as she had a strange accent, and became excited as she was her age!..Also that she was eating chocolates..which got the chilli padi hungry, as usual..lol.

So the two became friends, and they would meet up in school as they were put into the same class. The Princess, being the princess, was made monitress of the class, and would take charge of everyone in the classroom, but always blamed it on the little girl if the class got too loud. lol. But..this little girl decided that it was alright, as the princess was her friend and she would never want the PRINCESS to get into trouble.


ahahahaha..this is cracking me up!


anywaysss..a year later, they got seperated into different classes and kind of lost touch, except for the birthday parties held at the little girl's home in the Elite part of town.

I know this is about the princess...but...lemme just say...throughout that time, the little girl grew more and more unhappy...not being able to find a real place among the other girls. when finally, the day came..and everyone of those girls would be sent to a new school.

The little girl got sent to the crazy Lord Jaffar's school of witchcraft and wizardry, called Broadrick. She looked around and did not see anyone she knew from her old school, and this depressd her even more. so, she began to try and ask for permission to go to another school.

After a few days, as the little girl was losing hope of ever changing schools OR finding friends in this new school, she bumped into the one and only Princess Zawani!!!!! The little girl was over joyed! and so was the Princess!!

From that day on, they became close close friends..and soon became bestfriends. Until this day...the two can be seen laughing like crazy, every july..on the buses around the sunny island of singapore...or in a starbucks, or Parkway parade, or anywhere else...

And if u ever see them, u must give them gifts of Mint Chocolates, Whipped Cream and Caramel, Fried mars bars, gulab jamun*stolen from the little girl's grandma* and chicken rice!.....otherwise, the mystical chilli padi will engulf u in her wrath of Fury!!!!!-->*ROOOOAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!

The End
ahahaha..I LOVE YOU SHAZAWANI BEGUM! i hope all your wishes come true and that you never live a truly unhappy day on this earth, as...i never want to see u roaarr in anguish. =]

Love,
Savrina